One of my favorite lines from the book is:
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglascuyt[bn[pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
I love this one as well because it seems to agree with a long held suspicion of mine about royalty (well, the only royalty I ever had contact with):
One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens, and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.
Come to think of it, I believe I will move the library's copy of Horseradish to my living room coffee table for awhile.