My kids and I have been enjoying puns lately. The "cornier" the better. That's me sticking with the foodie theme. Prepare to groan. Feel free to share your own foodie pun, or any pun for that matter.
Did you hear about the guy who brought his umbrella to the ice cream parlor? He had heard there was a chance of sprinkles.
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, he was given the cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
Speaking of butchers, what do they say when you ask, "Is that pure rump roast?"