What sound do turkeys make in outer space?
hubble, hubble, hubble
What did the widow turkey say to her naughty son?
If your father could see you, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bottle of glue?
Why did the turkey stuffing go on strike?
It wanted a higher celery!
The last two jokes came from Turkey Riddles, an easy reader from Puffin Books by Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg. Happy Thanksgiving!